If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...