Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...