The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!