Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Women seeking men
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Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...