Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...