But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
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