Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...