A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...