ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...