Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.