If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Charged for speeding
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Palindromes
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...