He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.