On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...