Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...