Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...