Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!