Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...