Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...