Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!