Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...