Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...