Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...