Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”