Arriving home very drunk
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A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!