Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...