Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...