Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...