Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...