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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...