How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...