Some Words of Wisdom
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Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
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Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
She is angry at you
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WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...