New University Promos
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Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...