Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...