Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...