Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...