The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...