New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!