How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...