Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...