Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...