A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...