How you made money
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Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Roll of toilet paper
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...