Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?