I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...