Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...