Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...