Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...