Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...