The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!