Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!