Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...